If you are a food ninja, three very sexy ladies want to hear from you!

Speaking of sexy, there was the time that Matthew thought he found the key to creating spontaneous female orgasms.  Had he found that key, I think that Linda, Rachael and Paula might have crowned him the Food Ninja King.  That would have been great for everyone, except me, because Matthew would be a little too rich and rather distracted to still be on my team. 

If you have a badass knife trick, a seductive meal or something else that qualifies you for foodninjahood, visit Salty Seattle, La Fuji Mama or Bell’Alimento to compete in their Food Ninja chopdown … They are offering up some sweet prizes, including a hot chile sampler from us.

Good Luck!

Food Ninjas Unite!

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