Speaking of sexy, there was the time that Matthew thought he found the key to creating spontaneous female orgasms. Had he found that key, I think that Linda, Rachael and Paula might have crowned him the Food Ninja King. That would have been great for everyone, except me, because Matthew would be a little too rich and rather distracted to still be on my team.
If you have a badass knife trick, a seductive meal or something else that qualifies you for foodninjahood, visit Salty Seattle, La Fuji Mama or Bell’Alimento to compete in their Food Ninja chopdown … They are offering up some sweet prizes, including a hot chile sampler from us.
Good Luck!
